Sunday, December 28, 2008

Why I'll never dance with another ginger in Canada

Really? I mean, really?

Today, I am going to share a lovely story with you all.

A few friends and I went to Canada over a weekend. As usual, I found a decently attractive (red haired) guy to dance with (and maybe kiss a little) and got myself a few free drinks. It was a fun time. I got the guy's number (didn't catch his name though) and figured I probably wouldn't hear anything from him again. Boy, was I wrong.

That night, I start getting text messages from him. Things along the line of "You're so pretty, is there any way we could spend the night together" sort of messages. I write them off as him being drunk, and don't answer. The next day, as we're getting ready to leave the hotel, I get three more messages from him.

Okay...?

I answer them politely, and go about my day. I had a family party to go to, and work stuff to take care of. I get home later that night, and I have a message on facebook from some girl I've never heard of. Here is the progression of that conversation, and you can kind of tell what happened over the next couple of days:

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December 15 at 12:46am

hiii sorry if this is the wrong person but.. ur that girl that was in windsor last night right? do u know aaron ******?
December 15 at 1:19pm
I met him in Windsor, yes... What can I do for you?

December 15 at 1:30pm

Well just fyi he has a girlfriend (my friend). they have been in a relationship for 5 years, and im trying to prove to her what an asshole he really is. So if i were you i would be careful, because a professional lier and he does not deserve anyone. He will cry and and do anythig to try to convince you he's innocent. omg...if you want anymore info just ask!
theres a lot to say about him..
December 15 at 1:42pm
Mmmkay... I just went to Windsor to have some fun with my girls. I don't do the whole boyfriend thing because boys are scum, really. I'm not trying to, you know, start a life long relationship with this guy lol. I couldn't even remember his name until he facebooked me.

I take it your friend is Denice? He told me she might contact me, but he also told me she's his ex. Tell her that boys are stupid and she's much better off being single and having fun anyway, trust me, I do.

And to tell you the truth, if he started crying, I'd probably just laugh at him.

December 15 at 2:27pm

well if you choose to keep talking to him he will pretend to be obsessed with you and "love" you, until he gets what he wants. Hes been trying to cheat on her for the longest time and he finnaly found somone who he thinks will pay attention to him (you, no offense). he was gonna try to have denice on the side "just in case"...yea hes that selfish and evil

December 15 at 2:47pm

thank goodness i can finnaly prove to he what a bastard he really is. this has been going on for so long its redic. On saturday he told Denice he was going bowling, and he just wanted to "chill with his boys" hes sucha good lier its unbelievable. hes so fake I swear he has multiple personalitys. I think he was with his friend Chad on saturday and together they like to go on craigslist.com and look for the best deal on hookers. Windsor is also a place they go to do that kinda stuff to you know the "massage" places that are open all night? yeaa...ur probably laughing at all this drama right now b/c its so rediculous, but seriously poor Denice she needs to move on. Theres so many other awful things hes done but ill just stop here. good luck
December 15 at 2:53pm

people never change,its in his heart, just protect yourself
December 15 at 3:21pm
Ewww, they have hookers on craigslist? lol.

Dude, don't worry he's the one who needs protecting, I'm the wrong girl to try this stuff with. I like to go to Windsor, find a few guys to dance with, drink a lot, and just have a fun night. We go up about once a month and do the same thing every time. We even try to see who can get the most free drinks.

He has already started the whole being obsessed with me thing calling me hun and texting me and stuff, which I've got to tell you is pretty fucking annoying.

I know you want to prove to your friend he's an ass so I'll tell you this:

We did kiss (damnit), we danced together, he bought me a couple of drinks (score!) he texted me that he wanted to "spend the night with me" (too bad I was was dancing with a deliciously tall dark russian named Juran, ha) and he said he wants to meet up with me some time over break. (haha yeah right)

Anyway, I'm sorry about your friend, I hope she sees the light. Don't worry about me, I'll do the same thing I always do: humor him for a day or two, and then never talk to him again. Really, like I said, I didn't even know his name. My friends and I referred to him as either the redhead or the ginger for the rest of the night. I know you've been talking to my friend Ania, and I know she feels the same way.

If you girls ever want to go and and have a good time in Windsor, drop either of us a message.

Remember this:

The word Virago was the original name for the first woman (eve) in the latin bible.

It also means a strong, brave, warrior woman. We are meant to be this way.
December 16 at 12:30pm

omg girl thank u for being so honest, ill let her know so she wont be in the dark anymore.
December 16 at 12:56pm
I do want to make one thing clear: I don't sleep around, I have morals. I don't hook up with random guys. I just know what I want, and I take it.

December 17 at 7:34am

Omg now he's telling Denice he still loves her and begging her to take him back. But then I think he's still trying to talk to you. What a loser. Just thought I'd let you know.

December 17 at 7:36am

Omg now he's telling Denice he still loves her and begging her to take him back. But then I think he's still trying to talk to you.and he's saying everything u said was a lie, and he's never met you! What a loser...wow, Just thought I'd let you know.
December 17 at 11:38am
You guys have way too much drama for me to deal with. This is the message I just sent him:

"Okay here's the deal: You are way too much fucking drama for me to deal with, aside from everything else. First we hang out for a little while in Windsor, you seem like a cool guy, whatever.

The next day, you're girlfriend's friend contacts me and says all this shit to me. (And don't fuck with me, it popped up on my mini-feed that you we "no longer in a relationship AND my friend noticed that your profile still said that you were in a relationship.) Whatever. I dealt with that shit storm.

Then, because I left my broken ass phone at work, where I basically live because I work almost 50 hours a week while still going to school, you feel the need to not only call and text me 8 thousand times, and I don't know how much else after my phone died, you decide to start forwarding your girlfriend's texts to me.

What did you think forwarding your girlfriend's texts to me was going to do? Pit me against them? Be upset they referred to me as a slut? I don't care, I don't even know them.

Then, THEN, you decide to start saying nasty stuff to me because you haven't heard from me. Skank? Chelsea Cocksmith? I've heard better insults from my dead grandmother, you slimy fuck. You want nasty talk? Listen here, you cock juggling thundercunt, go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut and get your cum guzzling ass out of my face.
THAT is how you talk nasty to someone.

Then, you figure you can apologize for saying this shit, and all will be well. HA.

Do you realize that I had 10 missed calls from you in an hours? That's pretty psycho, dontcha think? And all of it before 9:30 in the morning? REALLY? That's pretty stalkerish to me.

Anyway the end of this conversation comes to this: Please lose my number, kthnxbye. "
December 17 at 12:01pm

He is PSYCHO! now hes saying somone slashed his car's tires which i don't think is true and if it is he probably did it himself. Hes a compulsive lier. I dont know what to say but sorry you ever had to meet him. I cant even imagine what his next evil plan is gonna be after this, but im pretty sure he won't stop calling you. i honestly suggest u block him (phone, facebook) thats what we're going to do.
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That is way too much facebook drama for me! The same girl also contacted my friend who went with me. This is an all true story, seriously, sitcom writers couldn't come up with this shit. I couldn't believe it.

By the way, that guy and his girlfriend are back together. See? This is what I'm talking about when I say girls can be stupid!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I love how well behaved this makes my boyfriend seem!
Poor deluded girlfriend though... she needs a serious dose of self respect injected asap.