Insomnia sure is swell

You know what is more fun than sitting awake at three o clock in the morning when you are trying to sleep?

EVERYTHING

No really. Nothing, absolutely nothing is worse than not being able to sleep when you want to. I know you are all really interested in this. Honestly, I would be riveted if I were you.

I just thought I'd share that with you.

On the plus side, coming up in the next few days will be some (hopefully) interesting content:

I will share my bridal show escapades - nothing is crazier than being an event planner during wedding season (twitch)

A guest writer will share a crazy story of her own, which is always fun. She is a close friend of mine; so you know her story will be good!

And of course, another dirty-sounding word of the day!

Since I don't have a dirty-sounding word for you right now, you will just have to settle for an actual dirty word.


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penis

Speaking of talking dirty

Today's dirty sounding word of the day is:


cockchafer


Also known as a may bug, or beetle.



I can not wait to use this word in everyday conversation!

"Oh look, there's a cockchafer on the window." "Yes, that's a cockchafer right there!"

The possibilities are endless! I have no way to express the awesomeness that will follow you when you use this word.

It's like the bastard word-child of ridiculosity and pervertedness.

By the way, how is it that my computer says cockchafer is in fact a correctly spelled word, but the word "doesn't" is actually spelled wrong?

Right.

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There's nothing wrong with talkin' a little dirty

I was reading another... (sigh) blog (man, I just really despise that word) that I really quite enjoy, called The Raw Deal, and cam across a great post, geared toward good girls who are a little too shy to be bad.


The post was about talking dirty (yes, you read that right) and why it's okay for girls to do it.

this is a quote from Luis (the author) himself:

"I have had the privilege of being sent this book to review, which you can find at http://www.dirtydialogue.com/ebook.html. The title grabbed my attention immediately of course. But as I began to read the content inside, I began to realize the genius behind the idea. The introduction kept my eyes glued to the pages. Why? Because it states exactly what is wrong with people and their perception of sexuality today:

Everything you’ve ever learned about your sexuality is a
lie.
At least in terms of “right” and “wrong,” that is.
What’s “right” is that we’re all human beings. What’s
“wrong” is that our sexual nature is governed by outdated
social scare tactics, which force us to deny who we are
inside.
Especially women."

Anyway, you should all check it out because it's really interesting, and, if nothing else, gives you another reason to use lude language.

And honestly, what is more fun than that?

Check out the Raw Deal post, and here's the link to the book again http://www.dirtydialogue.com/ebook.html.

Have fun talking dirty!